This is in no way directed at the lovely Vanessa (shown in the pic) – who apparently won some Kim Kardashian look-a-like contest. Vanessa has been crowned ‘Queen of the Kims’. Congrats Vanessa. However, I would like to turn my attention on Kim who is so full of her self that she makes me want to vomit. Kim, with the money you have earned for being some sort of celebrity – for what reason we are still figuring out – you would think you could come up with a better prize for Vanessa?

Seriously, you posted in your Tweet this afternoon that Vanessa has ‘won a phone conversation with me’??? Wow, let me get off the floor and back in my chair with that prize. Yeah sure you are also giving her a collection of your favorite brands of makeup (which were given to you at no cost from Channel) and some jewelry (given to you for free and you decided you don’t want it).

Kim, you’re fake and I dislike fake people. Nuf said.