Teri Hatcher appeared on David Letterman last night on CBS and with most celebrities there is a section where the stars must pass the fans as they enter the Ed Sullivan Theatre. Some of the most bizarre people always stand behind the barriers hoping to get autographs, photos or a groping of their favorite celebs. Teri took the time to take in fan love – after all, she realizes her time is about up. She’s hanging onto every thread of plastic surgical existance in order to stay in the spotlight. Speaking of fans – what is the friggin’ point of an autograph? Or a photo? Why do people dig through their pockets for a scrap of paper just to get a signature? Does anyone realize how stupid that really is? Seriously. If you’re doing that just so you can show off to your friends that you got to see Teri Hatcher and got her autograph – you’re an epic loser! Ask Terri for some Xanax, you’re gonna need ‘em.