Anyone taken note of Paris Hilton’s breasts lately? No? Well, I have – because it’s my job to look at these sorts of things and tell you about it. Basically, I’m your personal breast watcher. Freaky I know, but work with me on this. It is my duty to inform you that her breasts are FAKE! Yes, hard to believe I realize. I have proof. Paris has been an advisor for a new line of uplifting bras AND has been secretly wearing them around to generate buzz. Guess it worked cuz here I am talking about it. The Victoria’s Secret bras are aptly named “Fake Body“. Told you they were fake. More of Paris’ bump up …