For the record, I sincerely don’t believe the following news story. Several other blogging sites are jumping all over this, but I for one find it hard to believe that there is only one news source reporting this event. According Britain’s News of the World, Britney wrote the number 666 on her shaved head while yelling “I am the Antichrist!” Then she tried to kill herself again, by hanging herself with a bed sheet.

In a week of rehab madness the bonkers beauty wrote the number of the beast, 666, on her shaved head before running round the clinic screaming “I am the Antichrist!” at frightened staff.”Later that night she tried to kill herself,” a friend told us. “She attached a sheet to a light and tied it around her neck. Paramedics were called, but luckily she was unhurt.” Her pal told us: “She is still very vulnerable. Last Saturday she said she had the number 666 written onto her bald head. She was crying, and shouting, ‘I am the Antichrist!’“The clinic people just didn’t know what to do. Then she started screaming, ‘I’m a fake! I’m a fake!’ It must have been really frightening. When she tried to hang herself it was more a cry for help.”

Even scarier, though, is the report’s claim that the only thing that has settled Britney down is Kevin Federline.

A source close to the clinic said: “Britney has realised what a rock Kevin has been to her, and how out of control she has acted recently. She has been talking to Kevin every night for hours on the phone, telling him she still loves him.She just wants to be with him again, and thinks having another baby will seal their marriage. Britney seems much happier and has calmed down a lot. She’s a completely different Britney from the beginning of the week.”